Horoscopes: November 29, 2017

STARS INTERPRETED BY: ASTROGLAM

It’s that time again! Listen to the stars as we tell everyone how to survive Sagittarius Season.

Sagittarius

11/22-12/21
Draw your bow but beware of the drawstring’s recoil.

Capricorn

12/22-1/20
The plan seems foolproof, but you won’t know till you do it ;/

Aquarius

1/21-2/19
Archer Smarcher, You are the real adventurer.

Pisces

2/20-3/20
Perfect your Pastries and phone a friend.

Aries

3/21-4/20
Light a flame and blow it out. See how it makes you feel.

Taurus

4/21-5/21
Spit it out before your Dogs start Barkin’!

Gemini

5/22-6/21
Blink 3 times and see if it’s Still Yourself.

Cancer

6/22-7/22
Who’s getting stitches? Inspect those around you.

Leo

7/23-8/22
You’re no longer the bullseye, locate whom is.

Virgo

8/23-9/22
Rest is A Foot. Tap it ;^)

Libra

9/23-10/22
Trippin’, Stumblin’, Flippin’, Fumblin’.

Scorpio

10/23-11/21
Select the Spiciest Option, Hehe

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