Ask Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: What is loistening? A: Google comes up empty, my friend. I’m gonna go with “moist listening” or “lotioned moistening.” Good luck. Q: Mama, my friend secretly betrayed me recently. How can I cope? A: True friends understand that loyalty is the biggest priority. If they had an issue with you, they should […]

Horoscopes: November 29, 2017

STARS INTERPRETED BY: ASTROGLAM It’s that time again! Listen to the stars as we tell everyone how to survive Sagittarius Season. Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 Draw your bow but beware of the drawstring’s recoil. Capricorn 12/22-1/20 The plan seems foolproof, but you won’t know till you do it ;/ Aquarius 1/21-2/19 Archer Smarcher, You are the real […]

Ask Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: Okay, so, I’m going in a date with this girl and I’m really excited and nervous because I have no clue what I’m supposed to do or talk about. We’re going to a Café, please help me! I don’t want to screw this up! A: First of all, a cafe […]

Your Holiday Wake Up Call

Imagine this (cue Brooklyn accent). You’re at the dinner table. Your mom sitting across from you, your sister adjacent. As you stand up to cut the turkey, you drop the knife. Everyone laughs. It’s cute. Change the scene, and now you’re kneeling in front of a tree. You grab a square box beneath the branches, […]

Men and the Patriarchy

Ask nearly any woman and she will be able to tell you the difficulties she has faced as a female. From catcalling and being leered at by strangers to sexual assault, the tangible disadvantages of being a female in the patriarchy are obvious, especially with recent movements such as the #MeToo campaign. While these female-based […]

The Signs as: Disney Songs

STARS INTERPRETED BY: ASTROGLAM Scorpio 10/23-11/21 Painting the Roses Red -Alice in Wonderland Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 Sally’s Song -Nightmare Before Christmas Capricorn 12/22-1/20 I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) -Moana Aquarius 1/21-2/19 Zero to Hero -Hercules Pisces 2/20-3/20 I’m Wishing -Snow White & the Seven Dwarves Aries 3/21-4/20 I Just Can’t Wait to Be King […]

Ask Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: I have a huge crush on my best friend and idk what to do about it ): A: As long as A) you don’t live together, B) their romantic/sexual orientation lines up with yours and C) you know your friendship would be fine if they knew and didn’t reciprocate. I’ve […]

Courtesy Under the Sound

Fall Ball is almost here! With just one day left, SEAC cannot wait to welcome our friends and peers to the Seattle Aquarium for our annual event. We as a council are privileged and humbled for the opportunity to share, dance, and create memories at one of Seattle’s most iconic locations. We are looking forward […]

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