Ask Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: What is loistening? A: Google comes up empty, my friend. I’m gonna go with “moist listening” or “lotioned moistening.” Good luck. Q: Mama, my friend secretly betrayed me recently. How can I cope? A: True friends understand that loyalty is the biggest priority. If they had an issue with you, they should […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: Okay, so, I’m going in a date with this girl and I’m really excited and nervous because I have no clue what I’m supposed to do or talk about. We’re going to a Café, please help me! I don’t want to screw this up! A: First of all, a cafe […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: I have a huge crush on my best friend and idk what to do about it ): A: As long as A) you don’t live together, B) their romantic/sexual orientation lines up with yours and C) you know your friendship would be fine if they knew and didn’t reciprocate. I’ve […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: My friend keeps hanging out with my ex, and we ended on bad terms. What should I do? A: I would let your friend know how you’re feeling – if it was me, I’d feel more than a little betrayed. Sit down with them, let them know your expectations and […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: I think my dorm room is haunted. What do I do? A: Although relationships between mortals and ghosts is a new one for me – I’d recommend offering a friendly gift to show it you mean no harm. Odds are, the dorm room has belonged to the ghost far […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: My friend is really stressed, how do I help them? A: Honestly, being there to listen will help your friend more than you may think. Just knowing they aren’t alone in whatever they’re facing can give a person an incredible amount of strength. If something tangible is stressing them […]

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For relationship advice of any kind. Q: How do I tell my friend I need space while staying friends with them? A: A true friend should understand that it’s okay to need space! Let them know it’s not personal – I’m assuming you’re overwhelmed with work, school, other relationships, etc. and have less time for […]

Dear Christopher…

Q: Hey Chris. Do you f*** with da war? A: Hey there stranger, I often consider your question, but only when I’m pillow talkin with a vegetarian gal or contemplating alien invasion. Please don’t neglect the brain. $ave Dat Money, The Independent Variable Q: So I met this guy and I really want to take […]

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