Ask Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: What is loistening? A: Google comes up empty, my friend. I’m gonna go with “moist listening” or “lotioned moistening.” Good luck. Q: Mama, my friend secretly betrayed me recently. How can I cope? A: True friends understand that loyalty is the biggest priority. If they had an issue with you, they should […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: Okay, so, I’m going in a date with this girl and I’m really excited and nervous because I have no clue what I’m supposed to do or talk about. We’re going to a Café, please help me! I don’t want to screw this up! A: First of all, a cafe […]

Men and the Patriarchy

Ask nearly any woman and she will be able to tell you the difficulties she has faced as a female. From catcalling and being leered at by strangers to sexual assault, the tangible disadvantages of being a female in the patriarchy are obvious, especially with recent movements such as the #MeToo campaign. While these female-based […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: I have a huge crush on my best friend and idk what to do about it ): A: As long as A) you don’t live together, B) their romantic/sexual orientation lines up with yours and C) you know your friendship would be fine if they knew and didn’t reciprocate. I’ve […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: My friend keeps hanging out with my ex, and we ended on bad terms. What should I do? A: I would let your friend know how you’re feeling – if it was me, I’d feel more than a little betrayed. Sit down with them, let them know your expectations and […]

Asking Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: I think my dorm room is haunted. What do I do? A: Although relationships between mortals and ghosts is a new one for me – I’d recommend offering a friendly gift to show it you mean no harm. Odds are, the dorm room has belonged to the ghost far […]

Trick or Treat Yourself to These Events

It is that witching time here again in Seattle. From ghosts and haunted houses, locks and a creepy basement, sea creatures, pumpkins and costumes—lots of costumes—“The Spectator” has you covered on tricks and treats for this year. VANESSA BRIMHALL • THE SPECTATOR Cat and Canary’s “Into the Basement” immersive horror event is held under the […]

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Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: What’s your advice for making long distance relationships work? A: I’ve been in a successful long distance relationship myself for two years! The most key step: make time to DO something together. Texting is weak, and it’s going to make you think about how much you miss them. My boyfriend […]

Asking Mama Mozzone

Giving relationship advice of any kind. Q: My friend is really stressed, how do I help them? A: Honestly, being there to listen will help your friend more than you may think. Just knowing they aren’t alone in whatever they’re facing can give a person an incredible amount of strength. If something tangible is stressing them […]

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