Dear Papa Jon…

Q:

The sun is coming out and my bod is not rockin’…
WHAT DO I DO?!
Your friend, Ineda Workout

A:

Hello Ineda,
I hear you, my bod is not banging, YET. As my friends at the Jersey Shore say, “GTL (Gym, Tanning and Laundry).” Make sure you do all of these and, in no time, you will be looking like a full blown model.
Hope that helps, Guido Jon

Q:

Hi Papa,
I have a spider problem. Now that the weather is getting nicer there are a lot more bugs. What should I do?
HELP, A stressed student

A:

Hello, My Feiend,
There are two options to deal with this situation. 1. Have a designated shoe that you can throw at rapid speeds to kill all intruding spiders. Or 2. Take a glass from your kitchen and place it gently over the spider (so you don’t scare it) and slide a piece of cardboard or paper under the class and the spider, release outside.
You choose, Papa Jon

Q:

Heyyo Papa,
Why is Costco so far away, I WANT A HOT DOG!
Hungry, Help

A:

Hello… Help?
You know, if you have some meal plan money, you might be able to bribe an upperclassman with a car for a ride! OR go on a Tinder date with an Uber driver!
Good Luck, Papa Jon

To submit a question, go to http://ask.fm/DearPapaJon. I can’t wait to hear from you all!! Love, Papa Jon

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