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Dear Papa Jon…

Dear+Papa+Jon...

Q:

We have Homecoming?
Sincerely,
A confused student

A:

Hello, confused Student!
We do indeed have homecoming! It is next week starting on Wednesday and goes all the way through Thursday! There are lots of events that you can do and participate in! Hopefully you can utilize this time to learn alittle bit more about Seattle U and show some Redhawk Pride (even though it is a fake animal).
Is this a promo?
Papa Jon

Q:

Sup Papa Jon,
I have a really good looking basketball player in my class… what do I do?
Get me a three pointer,
Your orange ball loving friend

A:

Hey B-Ball thirst,
I suggest you hit them up with a good one liner. What more could athletes want than a “hey, can I get your signature?” or maybe a “I think I have seen your face on a poster or two around campus!” This is FOR SURE going to get you closer to you becoming their water person.
Your wing man,
Papa Jon

Q:

PAPA JONNNNNN,
Quick, I need your help. I have the stomach flu and I
cannot stop throwing up…what do I do?
Sick and confused,
Anonymous

A:

HELLOOOOOOO,
Wow, I am so sorry. Just be sure to stay away from me and drink lots of fluids (if you can keep it down) …
Maybe go to the doctor if your fever hits over 100?
Medical advice is not my forte,
Papa Jon

To submit a question, go to http://ask.fm/DearPapaJon. I can’t wait to hear from you all!! Love, Papa Jon

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