Dear Papa Jon…

Q:

Dear Papa Jon,
I am feeling very unorganized… I don’t have anything prepared for this quarter, what do I do?
Sincerely, Your unorganized friend

A:

Hello Unorganized Friend,
I suggest you take the weekend and take a deep breath. There is no reason to start stressing out this early in the quarter. Go on YouTube and look up some ways that you can organize your desk! When you organize your desk, you are able to feel a little more organized in the rest of your life. ALSO, clean up your computer. A messy computer is never something that helps with an unorganized life.
With love, Papa Jon

Q:

Dearest Papa,
Its winter and everyone is walking around with hats and scarves and faces are obscured. What do I do if I think I am making eye contact with somebody, but cannot be sure? Ring by spring?
In love classmate

A:

Hello anonymous,
What I suggest is that you do another gesture along with eye contact to ensure that your new mate knows you want the goods. Maybe a lick of the lips of a gentle raise of the eyebrow? Anything to let them know that you are on the prowl.
Get that ring!
Papa Jon

Q:

Dear Papa Jon,
I just watched President Obama’s farewell address and I am sad to see the first family leave the White House. How do I go on with life?
Sadly, Your Snowflake

A:

Hello my Delicate Snowflake,
Prepare for 2020.
Regards,
Papa Jon M. Cantalini (Candidate for President of the United States 2020)

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