Q:

Is it too early to start celebrating winter holidays?

A:

Hello, my beautiful snowflake—I say go for it! Hang up some lights, decorate for your holiday, and have some fun! I think it is never too early to start celebrating the holidays. I mean yes, Thanksgiving does have its place and most of us love stuffing our face like we stuff the turkey, but the winter season is just so amazing. I say that if Joann Fabrics already has their decorations up, then by golly so can you.
Love,
Papa (Snowman) Jon

Q:

So I have heard a lot about the Turkey dump. I don’t want to break up with my partner now, but I feel like I might want to in the near future. Should I do it now or should I wait?

A:

Wow, seems like you have found yourself in a little bit of a cranberry mess! I feel like you might want to wait until Thanksgiving break. This way, when you do cut that little turkey off, you are able to have some time to process. Also, it always helps to have the ability to eat all the comfort food you want.
With my deepest condolences,
Papa Jon

Q:

I don’t know who to vote for… do you have any advice?

A:

Hmmm, this is a hard question to answer… my advice: “good luck and try again after the election.”
Your magic 8 ball,
Papa Jon

To submit your own questions, go to http://ask.fm/DearPapaJon. I can’t wait to hear from you all!!
Love, Papa Jon